Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's not? Are you saying that you \ | SHOULD allow people (other than William | | Wallace) to shoot lightning bolts from | | their arse? | | | \ -- Seth Galbraith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;