Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It \ | was the most | | *__________horrifying* 20 | \ minutes of my life! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;