Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If atheism is to be used to express the \ | state of mind in which God is | | identified with the unknowable, and | | theology is pronounced to be a | | collection of meaningless words about | | unintelligible chimeras, then I have no | | doubt, and I think few people doubt, | | that atheists are as plentiful as | | blackberries... | | | | -- Leslie Stephen (1832-1904), literary | \ essayist, author / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;