Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Strategy: \ | | | A long-range plan whose merit cannot be | | evaluated until sometime | | | | after those creating it have left the | \ organization. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;