Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Black Dens: \ | | | Where Black Holes live; often unheated | | warehouses with Day-Glo spray painting, | | mutilated mannequins, Elvis references, | | dozens of overflowing ashtrays, mirror | | sculptures, and Velvet Underground | | music playing in background. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;