Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The Golden Rule is of no use to you \ | whatever unless you realize it is your | | move. | | | \ -- Frank Crane / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;