Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For the run-time caching, I was going \ | to suggest "cached" (doh!), but perhaps | | "once" is more meaningful to ordinary | | people. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709021812.LAA12571@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;