Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / inbox, n.: \ | | | A catch basin for everything you don't | | want to deal with, but | | | \ are afraid to throw away. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;