Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Cache: \ | | | A very expensive part of the memory | | system of a computer that no one | | | \ is supposed to know is there. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;