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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ While walking down a crowded City       \
| street the other day, I heard a little  |
| urchin To a comrade turn and say, "Say, |
| Chimmey, lemme tell youse, I'd be happy |
| as a clam If only I was de feller dat   |
| Me mudder t'inks I am.                  |
|                                         |
| "She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends,  |
| be yours a life of toil An' she knows   |
| her little lad Or undiluted joy, Could  |
| never mix wit' nuttin' You can learn a  |
| wholesome lesson Dat was ugly, mean or  |
| bad. From that small, untutored boy.    |
| Oh, lot o' times I sit and t'ink Don't  |
| aim to be an earthly saint How nice,    |
| 'twould be, gee whiz! With eyes fixed   |
| on a star: If a feller was de feller    |
| Just try to be the fellow that Dat his  |
| mudder t'inks he is." Your mother       |
| thinks you are.                         |
|                                         |
| -- Will S. Adkin, "If I Only Was the    |
\ Fellow"                                 /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;