Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I really hate this damned machine I \ | wish that they would sell it. It never | | does quite what I want But only what I | \ tell it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;