Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The primary purpose of the DATA \ | statement is to give names to | | constants; instead of referring to pi | | as 3.141592653589793 at every | | appearance, the variable PI can be | | given that value with a DATA statement | | and used instead of the longer form of | | the constant. This also simplifies | | modifying the program, should the value | | of pi change. | | | \ -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;