Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________ / On the whole, I'd rather be in \ | Philadelphia. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields' epitaph / -------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;