Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Peterson's Rules: \ | | | (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways | | are filled with something sticky. | | | | (2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever | | a girl when called one. | | | | (3) Things that tick are not always | | clocks. | | | | (4) Suicide only works when you're | \ bluffing. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;