Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: \ | | | Be sure it's true, when you say "I love | | you". It's a sin to | | | | tell a lie. Millions of hearts have | | been broken, just because | | | \ these words were spoken. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;