Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Religion is something left over from \ | the infancy of our intelligence, it | | will fade away as we adopt reason and | | science as our guidelines." | | | \ -- Bertrand Russell / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;