Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Inheritance taxes are getting so out \ | of line, that the deceased family often | \ doesn't have a legacy to stand on. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;