Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Remember folks. Street lights timed for \ | 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph. | | | \ -- Jim Samuels / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;