Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The chicken that clucks the loudest is \ | the one most likely to show up at the | \ steam fitters' picnic. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;