Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After watching an extremely attractive \ | maternity-ward patient earnestly | | thumbing her way through a telephone | | directory for several minutes, a | | hospital orderly finally asked if he | | could be of some help. | | | | "No, thanks," smiled the young mother, | | "I'm just looking for a name for my | | baby." | | | | "But the hospital supplies a special | | booklet that lists hundreds of first | | names and their meanings," said the | | orderly. | | | | "That won't help," said the woman, "my | \ baby already has a first name." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;