Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. \ | | | "Where shall I begin, please your | | Majesty ?" he asked. | | | | "Begin at the beginning,", the King | | said, very gravely, "and go on till you | | come to the end: then stop." | | | \ -- Lewis Carroll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;