Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The meat is rotten, but the booze is \ | holding out. | | | | Computer translation of "The spirit is | \ willing, but the flesh is weak." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;