Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Windows NT Beer: Comes in 32-oz. cans, \ | but you can only buy it by the | | truckload. This causes most people to | | have to go out and buy bigger | | refrigerators. The can looks just like | | Windows 3.1 Beer's, but the company | | promises to change the can to look just | | like Windows 95 Beer's -- after Windows | | 95 beer starts shipping. Touted as an | | "industrial strength" beer, and | \ suggested only for use in bars. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;