Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / When you jump for joy, beware that \ | no-one moves the ground from beneath | | your feet. | | | | -- Stanislaw Jerzy Lec, "Unkempt | \ Thoughts" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;