Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ...One thing is that, unlike any other \ | Western democracy that I know of, this | | country has operated since its | | beginnings with a basic distrust of | | government. We are constituted not for | | efficient operation of government, but | | for minimizing the possibility of abuse | | of power. It took the events of the | | Roosevelt era -- a catastrophic | | economic collapse and a world war -- to | | introduce the strong central government | | that we now know. But in most parts of | | the country today, the reluctance to | | have government is still strong. I | | think, barring a series of catastrophic | | events, that we can look to at least | | another decade during which many of the | | big problems around this country will | | have to be addressed by institutions | | other than federal government. - Bobby | | R. Inman, Admiral, USN, Retired, former | | director of Naval Intelligence, | | | | vice director of the DIA, former | | director of the NSA, deputy directory | | of | | | | Central Intelligence, former chairman | | and CEO of MCC. [the statist opinions | | expressed herein are not those of the | \ cookie editor -ed.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;