Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "More software projects have gone awry \ | for lack of calendar time than for all | | | | other causes combined." | | | | -- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man | \ Month_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;