Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Astrology is the sheerest hokum. This \ | pseudoscience has been around since the | | day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians. | | It is as phony as numerology, | | phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the | | reading of tea leaves, and the practice | | of divination by the entrails of a | | goat. No serious person will buy the | | notion that our lives are influenced | | individually by the movement of distant | | planets. This is the sawdust blarney of | | the carnival midway. | | | | -- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press | \ Syndicate / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;