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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Astrology is the sheerest hokum. This   \
| pseudoscience has been around since the |
| day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians.   |
| It is as phony as numerology,           |
| phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the     |
| reading of tea leaves, and the practice |
| of divination by the entrails of a      |
| goat. No serious person will buy the    |
| notion that our lives are influenced    |
| individually by the movement of distant |
| planets. This is the sawdust blarney of |
| the carnival midway.                    |
|                                         |
| -- James J. Kilpatrick, Universal Press |
\ Syndicate                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;