Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "...It was a lot faster than I thought \ | it was going to be, much faster than | | NT. If further speed increases are done | | to the server for the final release, | | Oracle is going to be able to wipe | | their ass with SQL SERVER and hand it | | back to M$ while the Oracle admins ... | \ migrate their databases over to Linux!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;