Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...computer hardware progress is so \ | fast. No other technology since | | civilization began has seen six orders | | of magnitude in performance-price gain | | in 30 years. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;