Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This fortune is dedicated to your \ | mother, without whose invaluable | | assistance last night would never have | \ been possible. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;