Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They don't know how the world is \ | shaped. And so they give it a shape, | | and try to make everything fit it. They | | separate the right from the left, the | | man from the woman, the plant from the | | animal, the sun from the moon. They | | only want to count to two. | | | \ -- Emma Bull, "Bone Dance" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;