Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / How comes it to pass, then, that we \ | appear such cowards in reasoning, and | | are so afraid to stand the test of | | ridicule? | | | \ -- A. Cooper / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;