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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I did cancel one performance in Holland \
| where they thought my music was so easy |
| that they didn't rehearse at all. And   |
| so the first time when I found that     |
| out, I rehearsed the orchestra myself   |
| in front of the audience of 3,000       |
| people and the next day I rehearsed     |
| through the second movement -- this was |
| the piece _Cheap Imitation_ -- and they |
| then were ashamed. The Dutch people     |
| were ashamed and they invited me to     |
| come to the Holland festival and they   |
| promised to rehearse. And when I got to |
| Amsterdam they had changed the          |
| orchestra, and again, they hadn't       |
| rehearsed. So they were no more         |
| prepared the second time than they had  |
| been the first. I gave them a lecture   |
| and told them to cancel the             |
| performance; they then said over the    |
| radio that i had insisted on their      |
| cancelling the performance because they |
| were "insufficiently Zen." Can you      |
| believe it?                             |
|                                         |
| -- composer John Cage, "Electronic      |
\ Musician" magazine, March 88, pg. 89    /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;