Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My own dear love, he is strong and bold \ | | | And he cares not what comes after. His | | words ring sweet as a chime of gold, | | | | And his eyes are lit with laughter. He | | is jubilant as a flag unfurled -- | | | | Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him. My | | own dear love, he is all my world -- | | | | And I wish I'd never met him. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, part 1 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;