Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Alive without breath, As cold as death; \ | Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in | \ mail never clinking. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;