Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... Fortunately, the responsibility for \ | providing evidence is on the part of | | the person making the claim, not the | | critic. It is not the responsibility of | | UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has | | never existed, nor is it the | | responsibility of | | paranormal-health-claims skeptics to | | prove that crystals or colored lights | | never healed anyone. The skeptic's role | | is to point out claims that are not | | adequately supported by acceptable | | evidence and to provide plausible | | alternative explanations that are more | | in keeping with the accepted body of | | scientific evidence. ... | | | | -- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical | \ Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, pg. 215 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;