Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / My pen is at the bottom of a page, \ | Which, being finished, here the story | | ends; 'Tis to be wished it had been | | sooner done, But stories somehow | | lengthen when begun. | | | \ -- Byron / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;