Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The assertion that "all men are created \ | equal" was of no practical use in | | effecting our separation from Great | | Britain and it was placed in the | | Declaration not for that, but for | | future use. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;