Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There's always been Tower of Babel \ | sort of bickering inside Unix, but this | | is the most extreme form ever. This | | means at least several years of | | confusion." -- Bill Gates, founder and | | chairman of Microsoft, | | | \ about the Open Systems Foundation / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;