Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Dear Emily: \ | | | I recently read an article that said, | | "reply by mail, I'll summarize." What | | should I do? | | | | -- Doubtful | | | | Dear Doubtful: | | | | Post your response to the whole net. | | That request applies only to dumb | | people who don't have something | | interesting to say. Your postings are | | much more worthwhile than other | | people's, so it would be a waste to | | reply by mail. | | | | -- Emily Postnews Answers Your | \ Questions on Netiquette / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;