Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. \ | I get stranger things than you free | | with my breakfast cereal." | | | | -- Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hitchiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;