Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I am not sure what this is, but an 'F' | \ would only dignify it." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;