Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / There are worse things in life than \ | death. Have you ever spent an evening | | with an insurance salesman? | | | \ -- Woody Allen / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;