Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Something unpleasant is coming when men \ | are anxious to tell the truth. | | | \ -- Benjamin Disraeli / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;