Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Nirvana? That's the place where the \ | powers that be and their friends hang | | out. | | | \ -- Zonker Harris / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;