Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The human brain is a wonderful thing. \ | It starts working the moment you are | | born, and never stops until you stand | | up to speak in public. | | | \ -- Sir George Jessel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;