Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One possible reason that things aren't \ | going according to plan is that there | \ never was a plan in the first place. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;