Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Windows Airlines: The terminal is very \ | neat and clean, the attendants all very | | attractive, the pilots very capable. | | The fleet of Learjets the carrier | | operates is immense. Your jet takes off | | without a hitch, pushing above the | | clouds, and at 20,000 feet it explodes | \ without warning. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;