Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / I guess what I'm saying is that the \ | croak in question is requiring | | agreement (in the linguistic sense) | | that isn't buying us anything. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709241628.JAA08908@wall.org> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;