Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Thought Police are here. They've \ | come To put you under cardiac arrest. | | And as they drag you through the door | | They tell you that you've failed the | | test. | | | \ -- Buggles, "Living in the Plastic Age" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;