Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Abbott's Admonitions: \ | | | (1) If you have to ask, you're not | | entitled to know. | | | | (2) If you don't like the answer, you | | shouldn't have asked the question. | | | | -- Charles Abbot, dean, University of | \ Virginia / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;